The How [Not]To Guide To Parenting & Marriage

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If you love to laugh about everyday family happenings then you need to pick up a copy of this book. In the How-Not-To-Guide to Parenting and Marriage, the author is a father of two girls married to a nurse. Throughout the book he really captivates your attention to events that I think any family can relate to. The humor and unrealistic ways he portrays his family only adds to the humor of this book.. His wife is hilarious in the way that she deals with him, but the love between them is easily portrayed.  One of my favorite stories would be:

56. WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT TO ME?

Some nights when I get home from work and go to take my shower, I have trouble finding a pair of clean underwear. So I begin rummaging through clean clothes baskets.

“What are you looking for?” my wife always asks (because she hates me rummaging)

“A clean pair of buttwear,” I answer.

She gives me a frown for using the term “buttwear” and then says, “Did you check in your underwear drawer?”

“No,” I say, as I run upstairs to look in the drawer.

Upon reaching my dresser and searching the underwear drawer, I find out that there is no clean underwear in the underwear drawer.

Back downstairs I trot and begin rummaging through the clean clothes basket once again, until I find a clean pair of underwear.

The next day, I get home from work and begin rummaging through the clean clothes basket for a clean pair of underwear so I can take my shower.

“What are you looking for?” my wife asks (because she hates me rummaging).

“A clean pair of buttwear,” I answer.

She gives me a frown for using the term “buttwear” and then asks “did you look in your underwear drawer?”

“No,” I say thinking that she must have reloaded the drawer since sending me up to an empty drawer yesterday. But after I run upstairs and open my underwear drawer . . . there is still no underwear in it.

Now I’m not a mathematical genius, but when I add up zero pairs of underwear in the underwear drawer yesterday, plus zero pairs of underwear added to the underwear drawer today . . . it equals zero pairs of underwear in the underwear drawer!

I can’t figure out what would possess her to send me all the way back upstairs to look in the underwear drawer for underwear, when some simple math would lead her to conclude that there is still NO underwear in the underwear drawer!

WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT TO ME?

I do this a lot to my own my husband and thought it hilarious to read about from man’s point of view.  Great book to pick up for a quick and easy read and a great laugh! Lucky for you it is FREE this weekend on Amazon!  Add it to your husband’s Kindle to give him something to read in the library (wink).

The How NOT to Guide to Parenting & Marriage is FREE 1/18-1/19 on Amazon!

 

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